Top 41 Trends and Predictions
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We’re declaring 2017:
“The Year of the Greater Fool”
This is when avoidable mistakes come to roost. It’s also when savvy, prepared people thrive!
Top 41 Trends and Predictions
- You will be better off this year than you will be next year.
- Discovery of the year: Secure digital storage in the cloud becomes stormy; hackers rejoice.
- Business intelligence becomes an oxymoron.
- Wall Street bankers stop cheating. (Just kidding.)
- Online shopping replaces more retail stores; business buyers seeking turnaround opps compete to purchase retailers.
- Time wasters on social media suspect subliminal marketing and product placement; websites and apps retool to conceal messaging.
- Loser hedge funds attract investors fleeing loses from stocks, bondage and lousy business acquisitions.
- Businesses-for-sale intermediaries stop working on commission for crummy companies; requiring nonrefundable upfront retainers of 50% or more of the potential commission payable upon the (yeah, sure) sale.
- Owners of crummy companies defer attempts to sell their business; frantically strive to improve profit; business brokers and buyers rejoice.
- Massive wealth transfer from sellers of crummy businesses to buyers who lose their savings; lenders suffer defaulting loans, further weakening the financial system; business advisors rejoice (and collect upfront fees).
- SBA-backed lenders continue risking OPM for loans.
- Asset-based lenders continue making profitable loans.
- Crowdfunding attracts more Greater Fools to finance unproven businesses.
- Artificial intelligence gets smarter; people act dumber.
- Employee tenure declines; turnover increases.
- Maudlin millennials continue to be buzz killers.
- Twits, tweeting at work, further erode economic productivity; employers create apps and games for employees to make their jobs more fun. (Preview 2018: Employers recall apps and games and tell employees to get back to work.)
- Freelance workforce grows: Uber launches temp employment service; temps work from cars in employer parking lots; companies downsize real estate holdings and leases; landlords seek Greater Fools.
- People browsing online learn to love advertising popups; devote more time at work to surfing; digital advertising prices increase.
- Business brokers stop listing for sale crummy businesses; brokers’ income and job satisfaction rises; disgruntled workers in other fields eye business brokerage.
- Business appraisers and bankers go into business brokerage.
- Business Buyer Advocates ® go into business brokerage.
- Owners of crummy businesses continue to find eager buyers.
- More lawyers and accountants kill more dumb deals.
- Prices increase 20% for SMB when investors sell out of the crashing (overvalued) public market of stocks and bondage to invest on Main Street.
- Saturation of business brokerage industry results in quitters looking for SMB turnaround opportunities.
- .05% increase in interest rates retards business turnaround seekers.
- Hottest job opp: Brick layer.
- Hottest industry niches: Cement and bricks.
- IKEA introduces hands-off auto-assembly construction. Customers rejoice.
- New social media platforms emerge; employers moan.
- Astrologers lobby for monthly holiday, one each for every astrological sign; Feds approve; hello four day weekend.
- “Four Day Weekend” becomes best seller; company owners seek employment.
- Bad year for astrological Earth signs: Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn and Air signs: Gemini, Libra and Aquarius.
- Sales plummet for Hillary socks.
- Sales sink for Trump socks.
- Business buyers seek turnaround opportunities among sock manufacturers and retailers.
- Sock manufacturers continue to make and hold until demand resumes for “Collectors’ Editions.”
- Coldest ever temperatures deplete nationwide inventory of socks.
- Hillary and Trump sock hoarders profit on eBay.
- Resurgence of 1960s slang; millennials “meh.”
In a nutshell: Rising rate of employment results in more dissatisfied workers; wages stagnate; employees quit to buy a business; buyer-demand increases selling prices; lenders continue to fund dumb(er) deals; turnaround opportunities increase; corporate wages increase to attract and retain employees; buyers of dumb deals seek Greater Fools while applying for employment; business advisors having good year.
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